See What People Search About Travel And You Will Be Rolling On The Floor Laughing

Revati Tamboli - Sep 01, 2022 - 1.0K Views

Beware! Because, right now, somebody somewhere is searching for the funniest shit on Google.

It’s a common thing to meet funny and crazy travelers on a journey. But Google meets them even before they start traveling! The web is full of bizarre questions about travel. Here are some of the funny Google searches related to travel:

 
 
 
View this post on Instagram

........……………

A post shared by Google Searches (@funny_google_searches_lol) on

1. Do I have to use my real name to buy the plane ticket? 

media_gallery-2018-11-19-5-1_808005849525062fa6a00899185aa168.jpgImage Source: youtube.com

Okay, so this guy surely seems to be a big fan of either Shakespeare or Dawood Ibrahim? What was his name again??

Here’s what you can do, write Princess Banana Hammock Consuela instead! You might be allowed to sit on the right phalange of the plane!

2. Can I carry weapons on the plane? 

media_gallery-2018-11-19-5-2_50dec5dc0e5f632a278197e1df8fad23.jpegImage Source: memesmonkey.com

Sure! They won’t let you carry a deodorant, but guns? Hell yeah!

FYI, there is a whole movie based on snakes on planes. Weapons on plane might not be such a big problem then. 

3. Does the time difference mean we’ll get there faster? 

media_gallery-2018-11-19-5-3_219dc1945ae2fc29d5d8c1c988b9520d.jpgImage Source: youtube.com

No Sir! I just wish it makes your brain work faster.

It seems that you are at the right place at the right time, maybe just in the wrong time zone!

4. What would the cost be for a car rental to drive to Australia? 

media_gallery-2018-11-19-5-4_34e3b6b47d25942921c0bed306c5337e.jpgImage Source: youtube.com

Not much. Just the research funds needed to innovate a car that runs on water! Or maybe you can do carpooling(pun intended).

Note: For those who don’t know, Australia is an island continent and is impossible to reach by road.

5. Is it safe to drink the bath water in Mexico? 

media_gallery-2018-11-19-5-5_95bb846925ecef3fd51d2169ef444d9f.jpgImage Source: maxpixel.net

Or, you can drink the drinking water and bath with bathing water?

There are a lot of myths about the Mexico water being unhygienic. But those are not true. At any restaurant or hotel, you are going to be served with drinkable water.

6. What is the safest seat on a plane if it crashes? 

 
 
 
View this post on Instagram

Our last few week's content has been rough, so here's something incredibly adorable instead. ✈️🐶❤️😘

A post shared by Passenger Shaming (@passengershaming) on

 

Hello frands, seat belt bandh lo?? (Hello Friends, tighten your seat belts)

On a serious note, aviation experts are actually speculating that the seats in the rear part of the plane are the safest when a plane crashes.

7. Does the sun rise in the west in Japan? 

media_gallery-2018-11-19-5-7_f3aca72f49b3863ec78abb5da6d6f313.JPGImage Source: wikimedia.org

I think, its China you are talking about. In Japan, the sun definitely rises in the east!

Maybe the person should google 1st grade geography lessons first!

It turns out that human nature IS really weird. 

P.S. If you see anyone on a plane with a gun, he isn’t always a terrorist!